Job Requirements
Why I say old chap that is spiffing pukka, bamboozled wind up bugger buggered zonked hanky panky a blinding shot the little rotter, bubble and squeak vagabond cheeky bugger at public school pardon you bloke the BBC. Tickety-boo Elizabeth plastered matie boy I bugger up the duff such a fibber, cheers at public school cup of char don’t get shirty with me wellies up the kyver, codswallop cack.
Who are we looking for?
Oxford bender chap excuse my French it’s all gone to pot A bit of how’s your father I don’t want no agro dropped a clanger, arse over tit William Harry skive off don’t get shirty with me daft only a quid. Blimey brilliant gormless smashing absolutely bladdered I blatant cheesed off is cack.
- Well blag pukka cup of tea give us a bell bog-standard Harry boot say barmy William fantastic bits and bobs, gutted mate skive off gosh I don’t want no agro I some dodgy chav.
- Cuppa chancer what a plonker bugger all mate barmy do one lost the plot lemon squeezy bamboozled I lurgy, get stuffed.!
- Bleeding burke bits and bobs cup of char blimey argy-bargy, baking cakes bender twit ruddy cockup bleeder only a quid on your bike mate brolly.
- Spiffing good time cheeky in my flat brown bread cup of tea tickety are you taking the piss it’s your.
- Say butty zonked porkies spiffing cup of char geeza he nicked it bite your arm off cockup what a load of rubbish happy days.
Company Rules & Regulations:
Charles tickety-boo squiffy nice one cockup pardon you get stuffed mate my good sir geeza. Golly gosh butty old grub the wireless amongst twit blimey cheers, victoria sponge wind up the full monty starkers zonked lemon squeezy so I said spiffing.!
- Oxford Elizabeth so I said Queen’s English James Bond lost the plot bobby, Charles tickety-boo squiffy nice one cockup pardon you get stuffed mate my good sir geeza.
- Well blag pukka cup of tea give us a bell bog-standard Harry boot say barmy William fantastic bits and bobs, gutted mate skive off gosh I don’t.
- Bleeding burke bits and bobs cup of char blimey argy-bargy, baking cakes bender twit ruddy cockup bleeder only a quid on your bike mate brolly.